Insults is the latest book from the the card–world's fastest growing phenomenon. Simple but bold illustrations, bright cheery colours and original, quirky comments have made the Vimrod series of books instant hits.

Following classic titles in the series such as Farting and Drinking, Insults is a brilliantly funny must–have book that is sure to come in handy for those awkward tight spots.

Stuck for something witty to say to get up the nose of that traffic warden? Don't worry, Insults has the answer!

•The way you breathe really irritates me

•You are so weird, mind if I take a photo of you?

•Most potatoes would find you boring